Corrupt a Wish

(Not a bad response Azela, but a bit long-winded and many problems exist that should be addressed that make the wish granting not as epic as it looks. In that wish granting, you said I died twice when there was no method of reincarnation until my supposed second death. Also, you mentioned a wish god. There are no wish gods since we grant the wishes and we are not technically gods. Also, any wishes granted here get corrupted, yet some remain uncorrupted. Furthermore, being strictly technical, undead cannot mate/reproduce. Also, you had me turn into a zombie twice which is a big logic flaw since I was a zombie once and was not killed or cured or made different in any way, so that is not only a flaw in logic but also in grammar because saying "turns you into a zombie as well" when I'm already a zombie is redundant. In addition, I am not homosexual, and I do not believe Eroku is either, so telling me to find Eroku and mate would not happen even if it were possible for zombies to mate. Yes I know it was a joke.)

Granted, but the M&M's are actually full of antifreeze.

I wish I had a Gamecube so I could play as Master Hand on Super Smash Bros. Melee

(...yyeeeaaa... azela... some of the things ultimate said I agree with, and... really azela, WHAT... THE... **** =.=* if you thought I or ultimate was homosexual, then you can just go and **** yourself... seriously... I have katie)

Wish granted, but then your Super Smash Bros. Melee gets stolen, you go into a rage and try to tell the cops, instead they arrest you for "tattle taling" and you rot in jail for the rest of your life...


I wish... I could smash azelas head in for granting that wish >,,>

You smash Azela's head open, but his body replicates itself, and soon you have two Azela's, and if you kill them, Four,Them, Eight, Then Sixteen, And so on.


I wish for a Troll.

Wish granted, but you became the troll

I wish... for something to wish... other than one single wish

Granted, and you wish for two wishes. You get the two wishes, but the power of having two wishes now makes you realize the possibilities and you hastily wish without thinking. Your first wish is to have Katie with you in real life. It is granted, but when she gets there, she does not remember who you are and nothing you do restores her memory. You realize you still have one wish left, so you wish that Katie's memory be restored so that she remembers who you are. It is granted, however, she then vanishes from your side and returns to only being the online girlfriend you had before, and you are back where you started.

I wish that I would become a Director in Student Senate.

Wish granted, but then you get beat up by people who were with another person who wanted that position (not sure how it works in getting that spot)


I wish that I'd actually find someone who was perfect for me

(Btw, your corrupted wish would work, since a Director is made by Presidential appointment.)

Granted, however, you wake up moments later.

I wish that I had more than 5 pairs of socks right now.

Granted, and you drown in an ocean of socks. The End.

I wish I wasn't so laid back... Kinda need to make finding that perfect girl a two way streak... Not just her comin to me lol, but that's my wish! To be less laid back!

(I think you meant two way street, but I'm not sure.)

Granted, but then they take you off the medication making you that way because it made you experience a loss of appetite.

I wish that I didn't have to take out so many student loans.

granted, but then you get thrown in jail because the government said "you must have this much loans to get to school..."

I wish for a break
(lol, there is probubly so many ways this can be corrupted)

Granted, but the break lasts so long that you never have the energy to do anything remotely productive for several years. By the time you do, you are a feeble old man who is now not able to do anything productive except annoy people by driving really slowly on the road.

I wish I had 62 giant rubber bands.

Granted... but each time you try and use one you are smacked in an eye, ultimately leading you to become blind, you become depressed for awhile. But eventually you adapt to your condition and begin to get happier. But then you walk into the street and your life is ended by a bus.


I wish for 99 red balloons!

wish granted, but every one of those balloons randomly pop, leaving only one translusant balloon, which you run into and it pops in your face, your throat gets clogged by a piece of it, you choke and die * 0.0 *


I wish for this homework to go poof...

Granted but then out of nowhere you 5 times more the homework you had before and it collapses on you give you lots of papercuts D: ouch

I wish for me to be out of high school

granted but then you have to move out to go to college and you suddenly have to do everything for yourself. crushed by the instantaneous extra workload, you flunk out and lose your job; you then ask your parents to let you come back home only to find that they spent the last of their money paying for your college education. with no home and no job you then have to live on the streets for the rest of your life, ever regretting your wish.

i wish the school year was shorter

Granted, but then everyone gradually becomes even more and more vegetable-like and retarded than they already are, if possible. I mean, really. We live in a world where people think that people like Ke$ha and Beiber, Gaga and nearly all rappers are talented? That they make something special? That's just BS. Ke$ha has all her lyrics written for her, and she lets the machine do all the singing. She dresses like a slut, just like Gaga, who rambles on about ridiculous things and is a major attention whore. She's not even a good singer, really. She tries so hard to grab any attention and reaches out in her pseudo-righteousness with her "causes" to make herself seem like a good person. Beiber, not even going there. He's just not special at all. Rappers? Anyone can talk to a beat.

Now where was I? Oh yes. Everyone becomes so stupid that we lose our knowledge and understanding of technology and are unable to maintain the machines we've created, causing everything to go into disrepair. That means no more internet either. Then there's no more thread. I could expand on all this and ramble on more but I suspect I'm already at risk of post deletion.

I wish for a Toledo Surprise.

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish I had my own flag with a piece of bacon on it.

Granted, but the flag is made out of bacon and you have a allergic reaction to it and it causes you to die by your own flag.

I wish for rap and country music to be eliminated hooray!

Granted, but then all that lost music is stored in your brain forever, and becomes unforgettable. In addition, in the year 3000 there will be a giant revival and the music come back bigger and more annoying then ever!

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but then the world ends and everyone blames you for it.

I wish for more good animes to come

Granted, but then both the writers and voice actors going on strike for being underpaid for such a long amount of time that each anime is soon cancelled.

I wish I had more money for college.

Granted, you randomly are given money for college and told that it's some kind of inheritance. Then a few days later after getting it, you're arrested for possessing stolen cash and put in jail for 10 years.

I wish for a better house. (mainly cuz mine sucks)

Granted, but when you move in, you find out that not only can you not afford the payments on it, you also find out that the walls are made of that kind of paint you're allergic to. Oh yeah, and you find out you have an allergy to paint. :p

I wish I had a huge pizza.

Wish granted, but the pizza place uses a strange pizza sauce that make you extremely sick that gives you a near death experience.

I wish for my license so I can finally start driving.

Wish granted, but your license is revoked on the first day for "**** and gigglez."

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener.