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Armedwith(chicken)wings Aging Chocobo
Posts : 118 Join date : 2012-06-17 Age : 28 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:53 am | |
| ((>.< I had a whole paragraph written))
The swing is placed off a cliff and when you swing on it for the first time the rope snaps and you plummet to your death. Next time get a somebody who knows what the f**k their doing, not some wishing well.
I wish to be the most powerful warlock of them all! With a mastery in destructive and conjuration magic. I can be above average at the others. | |
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Ultimate_Power Angelic Chocobo
Posts : 186 Join date : 2010-07-12 Age : 31 Location : Milwaukee, Wisconsin
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:28 am | |
| Granted, but just as you get all that power, your head is lopped off by an Executioner's Axe as your daydream, and life, comes to a close.
I wish I had some grapes. | |
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ColdFrost Hatchling
Posts : 29 Join date : 2013-08-01 Age : 29 Location : Belgium
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:43 am | |
| Granted, though instead of you eating the grapes you have to feed them to a clanmate and you just end up with a few.
I wish I wouldn't be the only one posting everywhere at the moment. | |
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Ultimate_Power Angelic Chocobo
Posts : 186 Join date : 2010-07-12 Age : 31 Location : Milwaukee, Wisconsin
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:47 am | |
| Granted, but then your posts are drowned out by the other people.
I wish I had a snowman. | |
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Eroku Animated Chocobo
Posts : 158 Join date : 2010-07-14 Age : 28 Location : Back in the Abandoned Farm House
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:15 pm | |
| Wish granted, but then he melted
I wish for an ice cream cone with cheese | |
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Velaze Growing Chocobo
Posts : 53 Join date : 2010-10-19 Age : 29 Location : ???
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Jan 23, 2014 9:17 pm | |
| doesn't even want to know why Wish granted, but it turns into a cheese monster when it came in contact with the ice cream and ate you for desert...heh you became desert for the desert...
I wish for your soul with extra sprinkles.
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Ultimate_Power Angelic Chocobo
Posts : 186 Join date : 2010-07-12 Age : 31 Location : Milwaukee, Wisconsin
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:23 am | |
| Granted, but you find out that sprinkles dissolve souls so by the time the soul gets to you, it has already been vaporized and can no longer be eaten.
I wish I had my own mansion. | |
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ColdFrost Hatchling
Posts : 29 Join date : 2013-08-01 Age : 29 Location : Belgium
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:09 am | |
| Granted but turns out you share the mansion with all the clan members so you end up sleeping on the couch.
I wish I had some more pasta at the moment. | |
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Armedwith(chicken)wings Aging Chocobo
Posts : 118 Join date : 2012-06-17 Age : 28 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:15 am | |
| Granted but you get the stomach flu.
I wish I had an army of flesh eating puppies to slaughter my enemies with. | |
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Eroku Animated Chocobo
Posts : 158 Join date : 2010-07-14 Age : 28 Location : Back in the Abandoned Farm House
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Jan 25, 2014 5:10 pm | |
| Granted, but the puppies are so cute and adorable everyone just starts cuddling with them, and since their about the size of your palm the puppies are rendered useless and are forever known as the most adorable harmful things in the world, winning world Emmis and even curing cancer
And where are you at in all of this? Still on the street corner wondering why it didn't work
I wish I had an army of lamia women (Snake women, if you don't feel like looking it up, female upper body, snake lower body) | |
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Armedwith(chicken)wings Aging Chocobo
Posts : 118 Join date : 2012-06-17 Age : 28 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:34 pm | |
| Unfortunately the snake bottom of this woman is a boa constrictor. sorry, your wind pipe was crushed. Then you were eaten... somehow whole? Not exactly sure, go complain about it to the internet or something.
I wish it was possible to divide by 0. | |
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Ultimate_Power Angelic Chocobo
Posts : 186 Join date : 2010-07-12 Age : 31 Location : Milwaukee, Wisconsin
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Aug 18, 2015 4:28 pm | |
| Granted, but doing so causes your sanity to implode due to being unable to handle what you just witnessed. Also, you now have a bucket on your head.
I wish I had kittens to play with. | |
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Velaze Growing Chocobo
Posts : 53 Join date : 2010-10-19 Age : 29 Location : ???
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Nov 03, 2015 2:06 am | |
| The kittens that you wanted to play with appear only to ignore you every time you want to play. Cats are assholes says a cat owner
I wish Ulti's signature didn't look like it says "...and my toes meet my blade." seriously it looks like it | |
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