Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but then you find out that, in fact, it's NOT what you truly want to be, and you are stuck being a giant uncooked hotdog being chased by hungry people for days until you can't run anymore and you are eaten alive.

I wish that the wish after mine had something to do with cheeseburgers.

Wish granted, but you didn't specify details, so instead you are given a cheese burger license, apon which you don't even know the purpose of so, you try to use it.
Well, turns out it had no purpose anyways and it was just a propoganda to tell you that you failed in college and have to do it again.
Better luck next time.


Oh... I wish that some more neutral creatures in mythical descriptions could be real

Granted, but they don't like zombies so when you walk by them, they immediately attack you and rip you to shreds. Not so neutral now eh?

I wish that my photoshop skills would be better

Granted, but then you a transported to a deserted island devoid of any electronics.

I wish that I had a bigger bed.

Granted, a truck comes in with the bed out of nowhere when you haven't even paid for it and then left. You ignore it and decide to test it out and lay on it. It feels very soft and comfortable and he start to drift asleep. You then wake up and find that the bed was from Hell and if you slept on it..well you just got put in Hell and now you'll live there for all eternity..*cough*use the back entrance*cough*. Ahem, anyways have a nice stay there -waves as the portal in the bed closes and walks off-

I wish that some Christians weren't so freaking obsessive in their religion that they criticize you for following another religion besides their own. I already can tell the reply is going to suck xP. Oh well.

Granted, but in its place, every other religion becomes as intolerant as those certain Christians used to be.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but then everything around you disappears and you no longer exist

I wish I wasn't hurt from the past to come back

Granted, but in exchange for this, you are cursed to see hallucinations of disturbing images every evening before you go to bed.

I wish that I had a really nice laptop.

Granted, but your singing style evolves into a screamo style, and you lose your voice before you had the chance to make any significant money or a legacy. Also, you can no longer eat cheeseburgers.

I wish I had the technology to safely, and quickly, visit other planets outside of our solar system.

Wish granted, but then you died on the moon cause you forgot to pack one thing...
Oxygen!

I wish for ten of these wishes to happen

Granted, but since the 10 wishes were not specified, 10 instances of nothing happen. As an odd side effect, you are made human for 3 days.

I wish I had my own personal printer.

Wish granted, but then you personally become the printer

I wish for 3 more wishes!

Granted, but every time you try to use these wishes, you forget what you're doing. Over time, you forget you even have them. Also, you develop a taste for buffalo meat.

I wish I had a blue-tinted lightbulb that made the room blue when I flipped the lightswitch.

*Yeah buffulo meat!*

Wish granted, but then when you turn it on one day, you look around to see your ENTIRE room covered in white splotches, realising you've put in a UV lamp instead of a normal one, your in horror to see what has happened to your room, you never layed in you bed again

I wish a place could blow up

Granted, but use of even one of the abilities completely drains you, leaving you only be able to use an ability once per day.

I wish I had the ability to write a captivating book.

Wish granted, but when you published the book, every nation in the world decided to ban the book for things that could be used to inspire people, and in this instance every nation has a civil war, resulting in a nuclear war to keep things in check, well then it just gets worse after that when the world goes into nuclear winter and now your burning your books for firewood, good thing the books only costed a dollar per cover

I wish my team could win the war of the webs

You win, get very excited, and consequently die of a massive heartattack.

I wish that i could make an incorruptable wish

Wish granted, but then someone else wishes you wish disappeared and then you disappear, don't you wish you made a better wish with you wish?
Try saying that three times :O

I wish I was the one that wished your wish away

Granted, but you disappear along with him.

I wish I had a bratwurst to eat right now.

Wish granted, but when you go to take a bite out of it, you realise its... ITS... ITS!


THE WORST BRAT YOU'VE EVER TASTED
*See what I did there? *


I wish that I would stop procrastinating

Granted, but the result of that is you end up working yourself to death.

I wish I knew how to cook higher quality delicacies than I do now.

Granted, but then the world goes into nuclear fall out and all you can get thats edible is soup and nothing else but soup
Doesn't it suck when you can't use your skills? :O

I wish for a bucket of sunshine!

Granted, and since this is direct sunshine, the bucket is as hot as the sun, and causes unbelievable destruction to the planet. In addition, people find this forum and track you down (if you managed to survive), and torture you for as long as the planet survives.

I wish I had the Infinity Gauntlet.