Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but then someone pushes you into the pit and you land on the bulls horns, shoulda just asked for a nice dog instead of a pit with a bull in it...
-Hah, see what I did there? XD-

I wish homework was a bitch

(Revenge shall be taken)

Wish granted, she sacks you so hard your heart beat goes up dramatically and you die as a result. Oh and you find out there is no heaven and your replaying the last few moments of pain over and over again in the after life.

I wish this thread would die.

Wish granted, but then,
Oh wait, it gets good
IT COMES BACK ALIVE!?
XD

I wish someone else would wish

Granted, but the powers that be decide to grant the next wish without corrupting it, and that wish happens to be that you are killed in the slowest and most torturous way possible.

I wish I had higher intellect.

Your higher intellect causes you to build a space rocket that fails horribly because NASA sabotaged it, you died inside of it on the great day.

I wish this wish would not be corrupted, sabotaged or changed for the worse in anyway.

Granted, but the way you worded the wish means only it cannot be corrupted, everything else is fair game. As a result, you get painful lung cancer due to your bad word choice.

I wish I had a car.

Wish granted, but the car lands on you

I wish I had a plant

Granted, but the plant is actually a building-sized piranha plant that eats you.........r delicious cooking.

I wish I had the power to explode and reform unharmed, causing massive AoE damage.

Wish granted, but you explode right next to a building and it topples over you

I wish I owned Chompy from Yoshi's Island

wish granted, he eats you alive.

I wish I was female.

Wish granted, but you become a female Nidoking... a paradox happens, and you collapse inside of yourself.

I wish I had money.

The monkey rips your limbs off and eats your eyes, then your brain.

I wish I was indestructible, invincible, and invulnerable.

Wish granted, but since you technically said three words of the same meaning, they all canceled themselves out, and you end up being your little o'le self

I wish I had the technology to go FORWARDS into time only

Wish granted but the machine has a flaw in which you age along with each year you skip. The machine malfunctions and you skip to the year of your death, thus... You are dead.

I wish Eroku, the BAMF, would punt a snark and show us another picture of him.

Wish granted, but then it lands on your face and pokes out your eyes, rendering you from seeing another picture of me
XD

I wish I punted a chiwawa over a fence

You punt the chiwawa over the fence, then it attacks you. You fall backwards and die of a random nail sticking out of the grass that bore itself into you brain.


I wish I was awesome.

Wish granted, but then your awsomeness went away

I wish time would bend to the earths will

the earth willed you to never make that wish.

I wish I was a female of the human race.

Granted, but somehow you became the ONLY female of the human race
I think theres a movie about something like this...

Anyways, I wish that they would finish the Halo movie

Granted but the original film got damaged before they could make any copies, blowing the entire budget into nothing.

I wish I could control gravity.

*I think thats what actually happened, either that or it just ran out of budget*

Wish granted, but you crushed yourself while you were experimenting with your new found powers

I wish this homework would do itself *Think of the most perverted thing to do with this, and then we'll see how interesting this gets*

Your homework would cumple up and burst into flames from the 'heat' of the moment.

I wish MMH would put up some decent maps for once.

Granted, but you are banned due to evidence emerging of you tampering with their bots. Any connection to use another username or someone elses does not get around the lockout, and whenever you ask someone else to host something for you, the message never sends. If you ask someone in person, they do not hear no see you speak.

I wish for three supercomputers, and the money to be able to run them.

Wish granted, but your money suddenly combusts into flames and spreads to your super computers, heating them up until they explode!
But miraculously, you survived completely unharmed, your house on the other hand, not so much

I wish for a fiddle, a fiddle on the roof

Granted, but the fiddle appears on the roof of a random house somewhere across the world. You are given no details as to its whereabouts.

I wish I had a goat.