Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but you come to realise that its just a gauntlet that is so long, it seems to just keep going on forever.
Well, you try to lift it one day and it shoots out past the atmosphere, your amazed at your unknown strength and grin, and try to pull it down.
But then, something stops you, dead in your tracks... The gauntlet is so large its making its own gravity and pulling every other planet with it, INCLUDING EARTH!!
You try to stop it, but it turns out to be futile as you almost "fall" off of the earth along with the gauntlet, as soon as you see clouds flying past your head, you know this isn't gonna end well...

I wish for a wish that wasn't such a wish that this riddle was only the true wish of all

Granted, but your wish that stated that the riddle was not the true wish, thus, no wish could really be granted, and you obtained nothing in the end. For attempting to be confusing, you are locked in a cage for three days.

I wish I had my own headphones.

Wish granted, your head is now multiple phones

I wish for a lol

Eroku wrote:

Wish granted, your head is now multiple phones

I wish for a lol

Wish granted you are loling at your dead dog, I wish my dick was 10 inches.

Wish granted, but now its so thin you can't do anything with it

I wish for a new night to begin
*And I laugh at dead squirels thank you ^, ,^*

Eroku wrote:

Wish granted, but now its so thin you can't do anything with it

I wish for a new night to begin
*And I laugh at dead squirels thank you ^, ,^*

Wish Granted, but the night will be too cold for you to enjoy,
I wish I could Fly perfectly and always reach the ground if I wanted.

Granted, but then you are then immediately teleported to a room with sharp spikes on the floor, and on the ceilng.

I wish I had breakfast.

Wish Granted, but your breakfast is full of maggots. I wish I could do any girl at any time whenever I wanted.

Wish granted, but then every female in the world disappears


I wish for a HAPPY HAPPY FUN TIME
*Don't ask*

Wish granted, but the happy happy fun time lasts only until you're starting to have fun. Then it abruptly stops.

I wish I knew how, and had the resources to build, a supercomputer.

Wish granted, your super computer can even speak! although all it can say is "Whos a super computer" repeadidly and all its calculations result in "'I'm Super!"

I wish I could go invisible so i could be an awesome assassin/spy

ArmedWithWings wrote:

Wish granted, your super computer can even speak! although all it can say is "Whos a super computer" repeadidly and all its calculations result in "'I'm Super!"

I wish I could go invisible so i could be an awesome assassin/spy

Wish Granted, but when your invisible you cannot interact or see anything earthly,
I wish I could be on to see you guys instead of seeing only SN all the time >.<

M_A_K wrote:

Wish Granted, but when your invisible you cannot interact or see anything earthly,
I wish I could be on to see you guys instead of seeing only SN all the time >.<

Wish granted, but when your online the only name you see and hear about is SN's

ArmedWithWings wrote:

M_A_K wrote:

Wish Granted, but when your invisible you cannot interact or see anything earthly,
I wish I could be on to see you guys instead of seeing only SN all the time >.<

Wish granted, but when your online the only name you see and hear about is SN's

Your suppose to make a wish -_-

Oops xD

I wish that every time I screw up I gain 1000 dollars. (Try and screw that up perfectly ... btw, pass over mah money M_A_K! jkjk)

Granted, but you screw up by losing more money(destruction of property, fines, blah blah) then you earn back.

I wish I had the most brilliant mind in the universe.

Congratulations! you now have the most brilliant mind in the universe! Except you had such an information overflow your frontal lobe was damaged and now you can't speak or have any motor control to tell people about whats on your mind! Oh hoh hooh that's gotta hurt! Well your live...

I wish I could kill any celebrity I want and get away with it for the rest of my life, without remorse.

Wish granted, but then one day, you feel ashamed (Look up the definition of Remorse, Shame does count ) for taking such lives without any punishment or gains, and so instead, you kill yourself
AND you got away with it! No one even knows you existed
I feel sad for Tom Wa-, wait, how did you get in this grave? :O

I wish I lost every game I ever played
^w^

Wish granted, but the only games you play are high staked games where you loose millions, and kill yourself instead of facing the debt... Look like you lost the game of LIFE too! (LMFAO see what i did there?)

I wish i lived back in the 1100's when life was much easier.

Wish granted
But then one day, you got a strange pimpole on your face, since your from this age and not the dark ages, you presume its normal, but then one peasant sees you, and screams at the top of her lungs. Confused, you try to ask her whats wrong, and she screams out "WARLOCK!" Utterly confused, you try to explain to her that its just a pimpole, but before you can even mutter a word, you already have six men tackling you down and bringing you to a stake.

Unable to control anything, you yell and holler for help, only to hear the crowd roar back in anger against you. Your tied up to the pole and then burned alive, which the people then proceed to tie a large rock to you and toss you into the nearby river, never to find your body again. The end

I wish we all could just drop it low like in limbo

Wish granted, but you dropped it so low you shattered several bones and vertebra making you loose all functions below your shoulders, also you damaged your brain and all it does is remember the pain of your last several seconds of your life and replay it through your mind constantly 24/7, never allowing you to sleep or forget. Also pain medication doesn't help! Now your stuck in a dream that repeats itself with the exact amount of pain you felt if not more and nobody wants to pull the plug on your life support causing you to stay this way until you turn 103 and the dream stops, killing you and sending you into hell where your soul is tortured by crazed demons for eternity.

I wish I could become supreme ruler of the universe.

Granted, but since you are unable to leave Earth, the rest of the universe doesn't really listen to your rules.

I wish I had a hamburger generator, to have a hot fresh burger whenever I wanted one.

Wish granted, but in order to make your hamburgers, it has to have the best ingrediants known to man, looking at the instructions you notice one of the ingrediants is Uranium, you bring your head back in anguish as you don't even know why hamburgers would use Uranium as an ingrediant, and you call the people who you ordered the machine from.
They reject your call and say no refunds, and so you decide to try to feed it once, wondering what would happen.
After you buy the ingrediants, your tell one of your friends to take a bite of the burger that was formed, not telling him what was actually in it, he said it tasted great, and you looked at the man like as if he was crazy.
Then you take a bite, and realise it is actually really good, and keep eating them.
After a week of eating them, you suddenly feel il, and an eary green glow comes out from your belly
Next thing you know, everyone around you is turning into mutants from the radioactivity that is your belly, including yourself, so much to the point of where you get poisoning and die a horrible, slow, bone racketing death.


I wish that I could be a gal
*Again, don't ask why*

Granted, but then this wish is made public to many of your friends and family, who end up telling their friends and family. This causes you to become an outcast among the people you know, and causes people who don't know you to give you weird looks since your description is all over the place. While you walk home down the sidewalk the evening of this wish being granted, you are smote by a coconut.

I wish I had a bigger fan.

Wish granted, but its so big and requires so much energy every time you plug it in your breaker panel explodes.


I wish I had a pit bull that was friendly.